2008年7月9日 星期三
Good Manners special bag
shoulder bag special bag travel bag During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.""That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted...
The stupid letter shoulder bag
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Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other.
“Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He believed that a wildly rich uncle in South America was going to leave him a fortune. All day long he waited for a makebelieve letter to arrive from a fictitious attorney. He never went out or did anything. He just sat around and waited.”
“What was the result?”
“It was an eightyear struggle, but I finally cured him. And then that stupid letter arrived...”
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other.
“Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He believed that a wildly rich uncle in South America was going to leave him a fortune. All day long he waited for a makebelieve letter to arrive from a fictitious attorney. He never went out or did anything. He just sat around and waited.”
“What was the result?”
“It was an eightyear struggle, but I finally cured him. And then that stupid letter arrived...”
The Secret of Long Life nonwoven bag
sports bag nonwoven bag trolley bag There was an old man about 85 years old in very robust health. Newspaper and television journalists came on his birthday to interview him about the secret of long life. So he said, "Oh, no problem, I just walk about five miles every day, and then I do some bicycling and swimming whenever I like. But walking is a basic routine in my life; I make it a point to walk five miles a day, every morning." But one of the journalist was very skeptical, said, "My father also walked five miles every day but he died at fifty." So the old man said, "Now then, he didn't do it long enough, that's why."
Such A Believer sports bag
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A person claimed that he was a hard-core believer of God! He believed that God would save him in any situation, so he needed no one except Hirm. One day, there was a great flood. The water rose so high that he was almost submerged in it. He climbed onto the roof and prayed to God for help. He thought that God would definitely come and save him. Suddenly a boat came along and the boatman shouted to him: "Come aboard quickly! I will take you to a safe place." The man shook his head and said: "No! I am waiting for God. Hes will definitely
come to save me. In Hirm alone I trust. Hes is the only life-saving force. I am not going with you." The flood water kept rising until the roof was almost submerged. He continued to pray to God. Suddenly, a helicopter flew near and someone lowered a rope and asked him to climb up. He insisted:"No! No! You are not my lifesaver! You are not the worthy one.
I am waiting for God to save me. Very soon, St. Peter went to get him! Having arrived in Heaven, the man complained to God: "I believed in You all my life. Why didn't You respond to my prayers or come to my rescue?
You let me drown in the flood." God replied: "What do you mean I didn't come to save you? I sent a boat and then a helicopter to rescue you, but you turned them away!"
A person claimed that he was a hard-core believer of God! He believed that God would save him in any situation, so he needed no one except Hirm. One day, there was a great flood. The water rose so high that he was almost submerged in it. He climbed onto the roof and prayed to God for help. He thought that God would definitely come and save him. Suddenly a boat came along and the boatman shouted to him: "Come aboard quickly! I will take you to a safe place." The man shook his head and said: "No! I am waiting for God. Hes will definitely
come to save me. In Hirm alone I trust. Hes is the only life-saving force. I am not going with you." The flood water kept rising until the roof was almost submerged. He continued to pray to God. Suddenly, a helicopter flew near and someone lowered a rope and asked him to climb up. He insisted:"No! No! You are not my lifesaver! You are not the worthy one.
I am waiting for God to save me. Very soon, St. Peter went to get him! Having arrived in Heaven, the man complained to God: "I believed in You all my life. Why didn't You respond to my prayers or come to my rescue?
You let me drown in the flood." God replied: "What do you mean I didn't come to save you? I sent a boat and then a helicopter to rescue you, but you turned them away!"
Who is nuts? pencil bag
school bag pencil bag laptop bag In a hospital for mentally disturbed people, whenn a hospital for mentally disturbed people, when the doctor walked into the room of a patient, he saw him dangling from the ceiling. Being frightened, he called the nurse to come and pull him down for fear that the man might fall to his death. The nurse said: "Doctor, every day this patient thinks that he is a lamp, therefore, he often hangs from the ceiling!" The doctor said: "No, you have to pull him down at once; otherwise, he'll die if he falls down." After a pause, the nurse answered: "But the light will go out after I pull him down!
A phone call to FBI school bag
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The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello?""Hello,is that FBI?" "Yes. Whan do you want ?" "I'm calling you to report my neighbor Tom. he is hiding marijuana in his firewood.""This will be noted."Next day,the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept,break every piece of wood,find no marijuana,swear at Tom and leave.the phone rings at Tom's house."Hey,Tom!Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did theychop your firewood ?" "Yeah they did ." "OKay now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello?""Hello,is that FBI?" "Yes. Whan do you want ?" "I'm calling you to report my neighbor Tom. he is hiding marijuana in his firewood.""This will be noted."Next day,the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept,break every piece of wood,find no marijuana,swear at Tom and leave.the phone rings at Tom's house."Hey,Tom!Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did theychop your firewood ?" "Yeah they did ." "OKay now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
Bad Business tote bag
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A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel."Business is terrible," said the motel owner. 'Really bad."
"But every time I drive by here you have the 'no vacancy' sign on. " said the salesman.
"That's true," replied the motel owner. "But I used to turn away 30 to 35 people a night. Now, I only turn away ten to 15."
A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel."Business is terrible," said the motel owner. 'Really bad."
"But every time I drive by here you have the 'no vacancy' sign on. " said the salesman.
"That's true," replied the motel owner. "But I used to turn away 30 to 35 people a night. Now, I only turn away ten to 15."
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